Guy swallows penny and regrets it next day
Swallowing a penny on a dare for some extra spending money seems harmless right? It's all good until you remember you have to go through metal detectors at the airport the next day.
Today I really fucked up badly. Well today wasn't the fuck up, just the consequence of my fuck up. But I didn't know that the fuck up happened when it happened.
So two days ago I was challenged by a friend to eat this coin. He offered me 10 bucks, so I accepted, because I forgot my wallet in my car and wanted to buy my lunch without going back. Nothing wrong, and no consequences to happen. Right?
Today I wanted to fly from Germany to Israel for vacation. I was in the line for the security check and was asked to put my belongings + shoes in this little basket so they could be rayed. I always find this annoying, but I see why it's important, so I don't complain! I don't like the security guys touching me, so I also undressed my belt.
I was going through the metal detector and it beeped. The guy who checked me afterwards checked me and it still wasn't fine. I got nervous and said stuff like:"I'm not having any bad things on me, please just let me go" The fact that I said this, and also that me and the gf bought the tickets directly on the airport, made him send me after a telephone call to a small locker room.
I needed to take my shirt and pants off, and also my underwear in front of two evil looking guys. As that isn't enough I also needed to spread my ass cheeks and pull back my foreskin under his flashlight. They found nothing so they finally let me pass.
Everything because I ate a damn coin.
That was the most emberassing moment in my entire life and it helps, that I still got the plane, laying in a wonderful hotel room in a wonderful city, and having the support of my wonderful girlfriend :)
TL;DR: Ate a coin and found myself standing completely naked at the airport in front of two police officers.