Millennials are too lazy to eat cereal and the world is doomed
Survey says that todays millennials are too lazy to make cereal for breakfast, stating "Its inconvenient... Bowls don't clean themselves". These spoiled shits will be running the country at some point... Seriously..
It seems millennials are waging a new generational war--and the enemy is Cap'n Crunch. The Washington Post reports the sale of breakfast cereals in the US is down nearly 30% over the past 15 years. Part of that is growing preferences for things like smoothies and protein bars, according to the New York Times. But nearly 40% of millennials in a recent survey said eating cereal was "inconvenient ... because they had to clean up after eating it." And the fact that young people aren't eating cereal because "bowls don't clean themselves" should worry both cereal companies and "anyone who has a stake in this country's future," according to the Post. "Is a generational shift in how families raise their kids turning even the most mundane of responsibilities, like doing the dishes, into unthinkable nuisances?" the Post asks, pointing to a 2014 study that found only 28% of parents make their kids do chores.